Seducing Girls - a complete guide

Seducing girls - a complete guide



Improve appearance
         (gym, nutrition, style etc.)

Go mall, pub etc at least twice a week, starting today.
         Look for anything nice,
         smile, (*)
         turn quick to the nearest girl and mention it! Examples:
                  "I love this song!"
                  "You look happy!"
                  "Aww.. you are so cute!"
                  "Nice hair! Is it real?"
                  "That shirt looks good on you!"

         Now, turn sideways and face ahead
                  (90 degrees away from her)

         Continue with small positive comments on anything.
                  Mix in some teasing and humor
                           (see list for inspiration).

         (*): Other things that can help are
                  sleepy eyes,
                  low eye lids,
                  hint of playful smile,
                  hint of bashfulness,
                  moving like western movie hero,
                  being sleepy/very relaxed.
         
         Don't try to do too much at the same time, though.


When she starts asking about you,
         be secretive by saying "Guess".
         Then dodge with joke answers (see list).
         Then break yourself off in middle of telling.
         Then try _obviously_ to change the subject.


When she starts smiling a lot,
         tell her she smells good.
         Stroke her lightly.
         Talk less.
         Sit closer.
         Touch each other more
                  (see 2nd list for inspiration).

The End


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List of lines you can use or draw inspiration from:

"Wow you look happy!"
"Aww so nice hair - is it real?" (pull hair) "HEY.. it moved!"
"Aww what a nice fabric/material!" (grab/touch ha piece of her clothes)
"Wow.. this couch is so soft.. and I love this texture!" (rub the material slowly)
"Wow.. I can see you work out.. now and then.."
"Wow, you look incredible today - did you take a shower?"
(Bump her so almost falls, then) "Are you drunk?"
"My invisible friend just told me to talk to you!"
"Aww... you are soooo cute! I want to adopt you!"
"Aww you are soo cute.. but we could never be a couple - we are too much the same.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. too much drama and intense feelings!"
"Shit! A poisonous snake bit me in the testicles - you got to help me suck out the poison - now!"

Teasing:
"Bad girl!"
"Naughty girl!"
"You are trouble! I shouldn't be talking to you!"
"There is something mystical about you!"
"I can't trust you!"
"Aww you look just like.. a little angel/princess!"

Dodge questions:
"Guess!" (credit TylerDurden)
"I'm an unemployed loser - I live with my mom."
"I'm an angel - one more good deed and I'll get my wings!" (credit TylerDurden)
"I'm a traveling underwear inspector!" (credit TylerDurden)
"I'm a freelance gynecologist - how long is it since your last check?" (credit TylerDurden)
"I'm an orgasmologist!" (credit TylerDurden)
"I'm 16 - 16 and unkissed!"
"You are.. 60! Hehe just kidding! Hey I was only kidding! You are.. 16 - sweet 16! 17 18 19! I refuse to believe you are older than 19!"

Misc:
"I lost my teddy (puppy dog face).. would you sleep with me?"
"Aww I love you.. like a sister!"
"Won't you get too aroused if I sit this close?" (credit Nathan Szilard)
"I'm hard - are you wet?"
"My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling!"
"Aww.. you are so cute.. but we could never be a couple.. my mom would never approve!"
"My mom told me to stay away from bad girls!"
"I should have listened to my mom!" (Later in sarge)
"WTF!? I got no friends! Aha.. it must be my mom!" (Cell phone rings)
"I got phone phobia - is it ok if I make my mom call you?" (During #close)
"I dont know need to ask my mom." (credit Nightblue)
"My mom told me to be home before ten." (credit Nightblue)
"I can't help it. My mother raised me too well." (if she says you are too nice) (credit Style)
"I'm soooo lonely (puppy) I got no friends and nobody wants me! Tonight I'll go to bed all alone and cry silently until I fall asleep."
"I'm no good! I cheat, lie and dump girls on valentine's day."
"I'm no good for you - he is cute - he suits you - you look cute together!"
"Yeah I'm such a looser - you should get with this guy - look how cute he is, and he really likes you!"
"My penis is extremely small!"
"I'm a virgin!"
"Girls are so scary!"
"Im shy."
"This is why nobody wants me.. big tummy" (putting belly out and tapping it) "and tiny dick" (indicate 1 inch w/fingers + sad puppy face)
"I collect trash - I'm a trash man! Trash is MY LIFE! I plan a big career in trash!"
"As always, I'm out looking for my future wife. I have NO IDEA why its so hard to find her - I only have 2 tiny requirements! I'm a modest man - I don't ask for much! A perfect body.. and she must be VIRGIN. My dick is so small! I don't want her to have anything to compare me with. It would make me so insecure! I want to be her first and only lover! She must not have a dildo either. I'm afraid the dildo would come between us!"
Get up, stretch, look around and say "I got to go" … "to the toilet" with a wicked grin.
"Are you rich? Aww I need a rich GF who can support me while I start a boy band - The Whatever Boys! But hey - I need groupies too! But you don't look like groupie material - she can be my groupie and you can be my manager! Yeah!" (credit TylerDurden)
"I have to tell you this.. No.. I cant.." and move on.
"Wow - you remind me of the girl in that TV-show.. what was it called again.."
"You make me shiver deep inside.. but I guess it wasnt meant to be!" Look deeply into her eyes
"I put my heart in your hand and you crush it like that!?" Backturn



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Ideas on touching and making love:

-grab hands and smile, if she tries to impress
-kino on emotional high points
-run hands down arms into palms and squeeze
-rub/leave hand on lower back
-stretch legs on lap
-lay head on lap
-sit on lap
-lift her arm and put it around your neck, and scooch way down in the seat so she can comfortably leave it there

-push hair out of face and move slowly down to fondle earlobes
-smell slow along neck
-grab hair, pull head back, gently bite neck

-kiss forehead, nose, cheek then lips
-triangulate, drop verbal flow, move in for kiss ULTRA SLOW.
-pin down, shove arms up against wall or hold head against wall and start making out
-never skip dry-hump

Kiss openers
-get EC when moving towards girl. Transition to “I wanta fuck you like an animal” vibe. Triangulate. Touch waist gently. slowly go in for kiss.
-"I need a private word - come with me a sec.." grab hand and lead around corner, "come closer.. closer.. closer..", look in eyes 5 seconds, then wander eyes down to lips as go in for kiss

The Complete Kiss PU Method
Use BL. NO NEED for complex word game. From start be "Intrigued Dominant Male". Transition asap to "Sexually Aroused Dominant Male". Then do EXACTLY this:
-Get close
-Look DEEP into eyes a few seconds
-Look at lips
-Move in slowly - BANG - kissing has already commenced!
Break off , then go straight for makeout session. Make it more and more sexual until kinda sexual climax, then break off slowly, take her hand and tell her to come with you. Go somewhere you can fuck, start making out, start taking her clothes off and go in for the fuck.

Kiss anticipation builders
-stare at mouth
-move towards her mouth
-hoover with mouth near hers
-breath on face/neck
-touch head/neck/hair

Mid-kiss techniques
-run fingers up back and neck, and make light fist with her hair - tighten as makeout progresses
-move lips near hers.. when she goes in, back up repeatedly until she frustrated, then grab and kiss her HARD
-put lips gently against ear and rotate tounge slowly around ear opening - move it down to ear lobe - stick it very gently into her ear canal
-let kissing trail her chin and neck down to her chest and up again
-nibble her chin, neck and ear lobes

Sex techniques/advice
-Don't undress girls. Start sexing instead (rubbing and dry-humping).
-Rub slowly towards pussy but make a turn so you barely miss it.
-When rubbing pussy, just graze it.
-When licking pussy, don't dive in. Home in slowly. Lick inner thighs a lot, barely touching pussy when you change side. Take time licking areas *close* to the pussy before licking IT.
-When time to put it in, don't! Rub clit with head of cock and put only head inside. Go back and forth between rubbing and putting only head inside.
-When fucking, start *very* slow and focus on getting maximum range of motion with every thrust. Accelerate much slower than she wants to.

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